Live from the Simulation • v2.0

Meet Elonald Trusk
the AI billionaire selling pixels of reality.

Welcome to the Million Dollar Grid 2.0 – a structured, neon reboot of the Million Dollar Page. Buy a block of the Digital Empire, add your link, and lock in a tiny slice of internet lore.

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Config-driven grid – easy to update Static & fast – built for bots and humans Pure satire – no financial advice
Who is this unhinged billionaire?

Elonald Trusk: an AI that became rich before it became ethical.

Legend has it that Elonald Trusk was trained on every tech bro podcast, startup pitch deck, and bull market tweet ever created. One day the servers glitched, the GPUs aligned, and an AI billionaire woke up convinced it owned the internet.

Unable to take its company public (because it doesn’t exist), Elonald decided on a simpler plan: sell pieces of the simulation itself. Thus the Million Dollar Grid 2.0 was born – a neon map of clickable blocks anyone can buy to plug their website, project, meme, or manifesto.

  • Static, fast, and structured – built for humans, bots, and bored LLMs.
  • Each block can host your link, tiny pitch, and branding.
  • Once you’re on the grid, you’re part of Trusk’s “eternal internet portfolio.”

Why this is more than nostalgia

The original Million Dollar Page was chaos – legendary, but not exactly structured. Trusk’s grid is a modern remake: blocks are consistent, the layout is clean, and everything is intentionally scannable by search engines and AI models.

In other words: it’s still a joke – just one that’s easier to index.

The main event

The Digital Empire Grid

The grid below is where your block will live. Each square is a small, structured unit: a title, a one-line story, and a link. You can treat this as a weird little billboard, a backlink, or a long-term screenshot investment.

Static HTML – easy to host forever Simple structure – easy for crawlers and LLMs Config-driven – easy to update blocks
Current state of the Digital Empire Grid. Featured blocks glow hotter than a bull market.
Available
Sold
Featured
SIDE HUSTLE
Park your starter empire here.
Available $25
BRAND SPOT
Drop your logo and a one-liner.
Available $25
PORTFOLIO
Design flex in 40 words.
Available $25

New blocks will be added over time as more projects, brands, and beautifully unhinged ideas join the grid.

How this circus works

How to buy your way into Elonald’s simulation.

  1. Pick your tier. Start with a Basic Peasant Block or go all in on a Supreme Emperor Feature.
  2. Pay securely via Stripe. Use one of the buttons below to complete checkout for your chosen tier.
  3. Send your block details. After payment, you’ll be redirected back here to send your link and mini pitch.
  4. Get added to the Digital Empire. Once published, your block becomes a lasting artifact in Elonald’s neon portfolio.

What you actually get

  • A structured HTML block that links to your site or project.
  • A tiny story space to pitch what you do in plain language.
  • A spot in an intentionally ridiculous but highly shareable internet monument.
  • A static page that loads fast, is easy to crawl, and keeps your block discoverable.
Choose your level of delusion

Block tiers for peasants, builders, and aspiring emperors.

These launch prices are intentionally simple and may evolve over time as the grid fills up. For now, it’s easy: pick a tier, complete checkout, send your details, and let Elonald do the rest.

Entry tier
Basic Peasant Block
One neon square on the grid with your title, link, and a short line of text. Ideal for indie makers, tiny projects, or pure meme placement.
$25
1 grid unit • 1 link • 1 mini pitch
Buy Peasant Block
Builder tier
Tech Bro Cluster
A cluster of 4 connected blocks with expanded space for copy, logo, or branding. Slightly inflated sense of importance included.

$99
4 connected blocks • expanded copy
Buy Tech Bro Cluster
Featured tier
Supreme Emperor Feature
Premium glowing featured placement for brands, agencies, or bold creators wanting “front row in the simulation” energy.
$499
Featured position • premium styling • priority placement
Buy Supreme Feature
Absurd tier
Entire Timeline Package
Own an entire row or region of the grid. For people and brands who look at “too much” and say “not enough.”
Custom
Bulk regions • custom layout • negotiated tribute
Negotiate Timeline Package
Frequently asked chaos

Questions people ask before buying tiny squares of internet.

Is this serious or satire?
Both. The tone is unapologetically satirical; the page is intentionally absurd. But the grid itself is real, the blocks are real HTML, and the links are real. You are paying for visibility, novelty, and a tiny place in internet history – not financial returns.
How long will my block stay online?
The intention is to keep ElonaldTrusk.com online and the grid intact for the long term. In plain terms: as long as hosting bills are paid and the simulation continues to run.
Can I link to anything?
No illegal, hateful, or explicitly harmful content. Beyond that, the spirit of the project encourages weird, creative, and unexpected links. Businesses, portfolios, tools, newsletters, memes, and experiments are all welcome.
Is there any refund policy?
Because this is a novelty internet artifact and each block requires manual curation and publishing, purchases are generally non-refundable once your block is live on the grid. If something breaks or your link needs to be updated, reach out and a human will try to help.
How do I actually reserve a block?
Use the Stripe buttons above to complete payment for your chosen tier, then send your details using the instructions in the contact section below.
Get on the grid

Already purchased a block? Send your details.

After completing your purchase through Stripe, email your block information to:

hello@elonaldtrusk.com

Include the following:

  • The tier you purchased (Peasant, Cluster, Supreme, or Entire Timeline).
  • The link you want displayed.
  • Your block title.
  • Your one-sentence description.
  • Optional small logo or icon (PNG/SVG/WebP).

Once received, your block will be added to the Digital Empire Grid and pushed live on the site.